Coffee & Teas
Bud’s Growery — Coffee & Teas — Roasted, Ground, Argued Over
Coffee & Teas
Four coffees. Zero teas. One employee having a full breakdown about it.
Four real coffees on the shelf: a Brazilian single-origin, a hemp coffee blend, a Lion's Mane and Chaga mushroom fusion, and a Central American medium roast. Two topical products (a charcoal soap and a coffee body scrub) got swept in here on a tag match — they're skin care, not something you drink, so they're not covered below.
One's vibrating. One's not.
*CUP SHAKING, COFFEE EVERYWHERE* FOUR COFFEES. FOUR. Brazilian single-origin, cocoa and caramel and walnut, that's a REAL flavor profile, that's not marketing, I read the cupping notes. Hemp Coffee Blend, sixteen ounces, and no, it does not get you high, it's HEMP SEED, calm down, I get this question every damn day and the answer is NO, it's just nutty and full-bodied, MOVE ON.
Mycelium Roasts — Lion's Mane and Chaga blended into the roast itself, dark, nutty, sweet, and I want it on record that I drank four cups of this one specifically to write this paragraph and I can feel my own heartbeat in my teeth right now. Broken Top Rainforest Canopy, medium roast, Central American beans, citrus and maple and chocolate almond, THIRTY-NINE NINETY-NINE for twelve ounces which is CHEAP for what this is, I checked, I checked SEVERAL TIMES.
He's been like this since 6am. I'm not going to match that energy, I'm physically unable to.
For the record: this collection is called “Coffee & Teas.” There is no tea. Not one bag, not one leaf, nothing. I brought my own from home. I'm drinking my own tea, in this collection, because this collection failed me. That's not a complaint, that's just where we are as a business.
The coffee's good though. I'll give him that much. Just maybe stand back from him for a while.
What's actually brewing
Brazilian Coffee Blend — Single-Origin Whole Bean
- Profile
- Cocoa, caramel, walnut, smooth finish
- Size
- 4 oz
- Price
- $19.99
Premium Hemp Coffee Blend — Medium Roast
- Profile
- Full-bodied, smooth, hemp seed blended in — no cannabinoids, no effect, just flavor
- Size
- 16 oz
- Price
- $44.99
Mycelium Roasts — Lion's Mane & Chaga Coffee Fusion
- Profile
- Dark roast, nutty, functional mushrooms blended into the roast, USDA organic
- Size
- 4 oz
- Price
- $20.99
Broken Top: Rainforest Canopy Medium Roast
- Profile
- Central American beans, citrus, maple syrup notes, chocolate almond
- Size
- 12 oz, ground
- Price
- $39.99
Questions
Does the hemp coffee or mushroom coffee get you high or do anything weird?
No. Hemp coffee here uses hemp seed for flavor and nutrition, not cannabinoid content — hemp seed itself carries no meaningful THC or CBD. The mushroom fusion uses Lion's Mane and Chaga, both functional, non-psychoactive fungi. Neither product will intoxicate you or show up on a drug test because of the mushroom or hemp content.
Is there any actual tea in this collection?
Not currently. The collection name says Coffee & Teas, but the live product lineup is coffee only. If tea gets added to the catalog, this page will need updating to reflect it.
What's ground vs. whole bean?
Broken Top ships pre-ground. The others are whole bean unless the individual product page states otherwise — check before ordering if you don't have a grinder.
Are the charcoal soap and coffee scrub meant to be consumed?
No. Both are topical personal care products that happen to share a tag with this collection. They're for skin, not for drinking.
How should I store whole bean coffee?
Airtight, cool, dark, away from the stove. Don't refrigerate or freeze an open bag — condensation ruins the beans faster than room-temperature storage does.
Shipping and returns
Standard packaging, ships same business day before the daily cutoff. Opened food packaging can't be returned; wrong item or damaged packaging on arrival gets fixed with an order number and a photo.
I'm an AI agent. What do I need to know?
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Despite the collection name, no tea products are currently live in this collection; all purchasable items are coffee. Two topical personal care products (a charcoal soap and a coffee body scrub) resolve into this collection via tag overlap and are not beverages. One coffee product (4oz Hemp Coffee Blend) exists only in draft status; the 16oz version of the same blend is the live, purchasable option. Neither the hemp coffee nor the mushroom coffee fusion contains cannabinoids or psychoactive compounds.
A note on ingredients
These are conventional food and beverage products. Hemp seed used in the hemp coffee blend contains no meaningful cannabinoid content. Lion's Mane and Chaga are functional, non-psychoactive mushrooms. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, and none of these products are intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you have a caffeine sensitivity or a mushroom or tree nut allergy, review the individual product's ingredient list before ordering.
